MightyMcAllisters

Quotes We Throw Around

"...with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time." A Christmas Story
"It's always gonna be something with you, isn't it Joe." Joe vs. the Volcano
"de Lord's chips" Nacho Libre
"My lips hurt really bad!" Napoleon Dynamite
"A rescue is being thought of!" Winnie the Pooh
"You have to know these things when you are king." Monty Python
"Way to get down with your bad selves." Kermit, Muppets from Space
"I speak whale." Finding Nemo
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming..." Finding Nemo
"Not a nice place you have here, Joe." Joe vs. the Volcano
"It's like living with a six year old." Three Amigos
"I don't understand any of this!" Miss Piggy
"You are all WEIRDOS!" Sam the Eagle, Muppets
"What can you do?" "We can sew!" "If only we had known this sooner." and "Sew like the wind, Grandma!" Three Amigos
"Be brave, Piglet." Winnie the Pooh Movie

My Good Skills (Boys only like girls with Good Skills)

Nose Wiping Skills
Professional Pie Tasting Skills
Function with Fatigue Skills
Kiss it Better skills
Go with the Flow skills (these are not yet perfected)
Clean Person's Eyeball (Leslie diagnosed me with this ailment some time ago, it is terminal.)
Teenager Wake Up Skills
Toddler Dive, a derivative of the volleyball dive, but used to catch toddlers before they fall down the stairs.
Ice cream eating skills
Coupon Queen skills
Cage Fighting referee
Dishwasher packing skills
Diaper Basketball skills, I think I could go Pro.